Avast!
Yar! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. I be at work as I scibe this. Looking about the poopdeck, I see me work-matie O.C. sporting a hoop earing, a flintlock pistol on me computer desk, and a blunderbus on me worktable.
Pieces of Eight be scattered across the lunch table and spy-glasses lay next to "Pirate Cake."
Thar be times when I question me job...Today 'taint one o' them.
Pieces of Eight be scattered across the lunch table and spy-glasses lay next to "Pirate Cake."
Thar be times when I question me job...Today 'taint one o' them.

