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Name: Michael Curtis

Despite having never been a professional adventurer, Michael Curtis has nonetheless deciphered cryptic writings, handled ancient maps and texts, ridden both a camel and an elephant, fallen off a mountain, participated in a mystical rite, and discovered the resting places of lost treasures. He can be contacted at poleandrope @ gmaildotcom

Friday, September 30, 2005

Giddy


"Can I suggest something that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd for that?"

"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."

"Who's flying this thing? Oh right, that would be me."

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

"Yeah, we should start dealing in those black market beagles."

"Mmm. Wife soup. I must have done good."

"Psychic? Sounds like something out of science fiction."
"We live on a spaceship, dear."
"So?"

"I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity."

"Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast."

"You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?"

"That's right, of course. Because they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded. I'm just the pilot. I could always say that I was flying the ship by accident."

"Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everybody else, elsewhere."

"We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero."

"Everything looks good from here… (beat…playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive.”
(as Stegosaurus) “We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… ‘This Land’.”
(as T-Rex) “I think we should call it…your grave!”
(Stegosaurus) “Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”
(T-Rex) “Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh…now die!”

I can't wait...

You Can't Take the Skies from Me

At 7:20 pm this evening, I'll be at the Patchogue movie theatre, watching "Serenity". I haven't felt this excited since the Phantom Menance. And Serenity won't suck as much...

"I'm a leaf on the wind"

BTJM

AM

Monday, September 26, 2005

"God Bless You, Candi and Syndi"

New Orleans is "bouncing", and perhaps even "jiggling" back to life:

Strippers help tease back New Orleans nightlife
By Matt Daily
Thu Sep 22, 8:32 AM ET

In a sign that things may be returning to normal in New Orleans, strip shows are back in the city's famous French Quarter.

Erotic dancers and strippers are entertaining crowds of police, firefighters and military personnel instead of the usual audiences of drunken conventioneers and tourists in Bourbon Street's Deja Vu club, which reopened this week.

It's the first strip joint to resume business, three weeks after Hurricane Katrina struck in the worst natural disaster ever to hit the United States.

"It's nice to get back to work, and all these men need some entertainment," Dawn Beasley, 27, a dancer at the club, said on Tuesday night. "They haven't seen anybody but their buddies for two weeks."

The crowd hooted and hollered as women peeled off their tops and gyrated, as customers tucked tips into their G-strings.

"This is our first time off the ship and it's great," said one young sailor as he left the club. He declined to give his name or say where he was stationed.

"It's good to see the businesses getting back up and bringing the city back," another sailor said.

New Orleans' strip clubs have long been a fixture of Bourbon Street, where marquees promise everything from "barely legal" dancers to transvestite divas. Photos of the seedy shows inside the clubs line the windows, next to scores of bars in the district that draws tourists from around the globe.

The city's dusk-to-dawn curfew failed to prevent the Deja Vu from staying open to the early hours, with blaring music and neon lights spilling out into the Quarter, most of which remained bathed in darkness in the aftermath of the storm.

"We were open till two last night, just long enough to get the testosterone flowing," Beasley said.

Only a handful of restaurants and bars in the Quarter have reopened in recent days, serving food and drinks -- usually without charge -- to rescue workers and military who stream through the mostly empty streets. The Deja Vu waived its cover charge, drinks were selling for $3 and a private dance was available for just $1.

For Deja Vu manager Brent Ardeneaux, reopening was a public service.

"It's a disaster zone. You got a lot of people in from out of town that need entertaining," he said as he unloaded supplies from the back of a pick-up truck.

The club even drew several women looking for a respite from their duties patrolling the city, but they resisted entreaties to join the others on stage and left after a few minutes.

One of them, a soldier, said: "We were just looking for any place open. We've been working hard."

Foam 2: Toxic Bugaloo

In one of the stranger stories to have washed ashore in the wake of Katrina and Rita, there's this one:

Dolphin Assassins Menace Gulf of Mexico

Apparently, there's been a report for someone "in-the-know" that a cadre of Navy-trained dolphins, equipped with toxi nose darts, have escape from their pen during Katrina, and are now loose and confused. While the story is albeit possible, the "in-the-know" individual seems to have a less than spotless record when it comes to releasing news reports to the media.

Still...I smell a RPG adventure hook in this one.

BTJM

AM

Monday, September 19, 2005

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha aarrrgh


Avast ye swabbies!

It be Talk Like a Pirate Day! So before yee be leavin' shore, check out the followin' booty located in thar links below!

X Marks the Spot

X Marks Another Spot

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Less Serious Post: The Whatever

Again from the Smuggler Forums, but I know that there's something in here that'll make someone smile:


Ok, here's my question:

My friend says that in Pitfall it's better to try and jump on the alligator's head just before the open their jaws. I say it's better to do it just after they close them. Despite being devoured on a regular basis, he insists that his is the right way. Can you prove that I'm right? There's a turkey dinner being wagered on this bet....


Also, what's up with Dig-Dug? He won't return my calls since 1987...?


Explanation: One of the members of the forum is an editor for a computer gaming mag, and sorta has a thread for video game questions. Just doing my bit for the turkey dinner...

Serious Post: The First

I posted the following on a board dedicated to those of us who followed the Han Solo way of thought. Here it is, just in case you've ever wondered what I do at work...

I'm kind of glad this officially became the General Discussion forum and not the Angus Forum, because I needed to post something, and I wasn't sure if it belonged here or on Veela's. I know it's not SWG stuff, but I need to write some of this down to help preserve my own Smuggling outlook on life.

OK, here's the background....

On September 14th, 2001, I was on a Jet Blue flight from JFK International Airport to Long Beach Airport in Sunny L.A. I was, quite literally, one of the first flights leaving NYC after 9-11. The trip was one of the safest I've ever been on, mostly because everyone on the flight had the same outlook: "If one of you even sneezes wrong, you're getting dogpiled until we hit ground."

So I land in Long Beach, and spend about three days on L.A. before I go to work on a movie. We shot the flick up in the Sierra Nevada's for 9 weeks. During that time, it was working 6 days a week, 14 hours + each day. I'd come back to the rented house I was staying in, crash, then get up and go back to location for another stretch. My only day off was Sunday, which for obvious reasons, was mostly "laundry day". The house I was in was rented from a real estate office for the duration, so we didn't even have cable. The only computer under the roof was there for AVID editing of the film.

After the film wrapped, I headed back down to L.A. for another long hitch on location, so the months passed pretty quick. Next thing I know, it's a year and change, later. My car gets stolen, I remember that I hate L.A. and fly back to Long Island, NY.

CUT TO: Present Day

A lot of water has passed under the bridge, and I've found myself in a completely different field. Now, as September 11th, 2005 get's closer, I'm working as an archivist. For those of you who don't really know what we do, and there's a lot of you, we work to collect and presevere documents, photographs, films, news clipping, etc. that may one day have what is called "intrinsic value". Each archive has a speciality. Because there is so much to preserve to document human history, it's a necessity. I'm currently working at the Long Island Studies Institute located at Hofstra University in Nassau County. As you might gather, we specialize in documents that reflect Long Island's role in history.

Yesterday, I was assigned to a new project. We've had a 9-11 collection since shortly after September 11th, 2001. The archive is working to expand this collection as new monuments are errected and people donate documents to the collection. It currently stands at about 20 + boxes of docuiments, artifacts, photos, etc. We got a grant through the State of New York, so the archive was able to hire me as the Project Archivist. Pagan, Jaspor, Kohs, and HOTDOG, your tax money is at work. Smile

For the past two days, I've been acquinting myself with the collection. That means going through every single folder, in every single one of those boxes, and reading or examining the items therein.






Words escape me.






I know we've all seen the images on TV and we've read the reports. Just recently, the transcripts of the radio reports from the NYC and FDNY were realised to the public. If you think that they cover the horror that occured, you're close. Some of the things I'm looking at pale in comparison.

I think it almost wouldn't be so bad if it was all horror. I might even become numbed by it, in time. But for every 5 folders or first hand experiences, for every folder that has receipts from local businesses who bought water, air filters, and socks, etc. and sent it to Ground Zero, and for every other folder that has transcripts of emails and phone messages sent by those who were in Tower 1 and 2 on that day, I get a folder of Hope.

There are art projects done by 4th graders, celebrating the men and women who died on that day. There's a booklet composed of essays from immigrants to the US who learned to read and write English because they wanted to be American citizens. There's a story from a flight attendent on a cross Atlantic flight on that day, whose flight was forced to land in Canada. Because of the outporing of support they received in this small town, the passengers decided to create a trust fund for scholarships to the High Schools students of that town who helped them out. There's even a comic book that Marvel put out in the wake of 9-11, depecting some of the heroes in the real world.

I went into this after watching the events of the Gulf Coast for the past week. I feel that I've maxed out my tragedy XPs.

As I was reading the accunts of people, everyday workers in Manhattan, who found firetrucks on the street, unmanned because their crews had charged up those stair and died on that day, I wonder what I can do for NOLA and Mississippi and Alabama. As I look at pictures taken on the scene of 9-11, pictures of people standing in the windows of the towers, making that decision if they should jump, and thus take their last few moments on Earth into their own contol, I wonder what I can do. As I read the transcripts of phone calls made on that day from people who were trapped on the roof by a locked fire door, I wonder what SHOULD I do.

I'm not a rich man, but if I could /banktip my SWG creds to the Red Cross, I would. Since I can't, I'm going to give what I can.

The idea came to me today. If you're seriously leaving SWG, and you've got a toon's that either Jedi, or close, consider Ebaying it. Not as much cash for one as was paid back in the day, but whatever you can get, maybe donating it to a serious, established, rescue group would be a way to do you're part.

If you don't want to part with that character, just do what you can, people.


If it cracks my Smuggler facade, I'm sorry, but in a strange sort of way, I love you all. No matter what you think or do. Whether you dropped Smuggler to become Jedi, BH, or just because, you're all human beings, and that sure as hell beats the alternative of being former human beings.

Peace.

LT

Saturday, September 03, 2005

-2 to Wisdom

In the attempt to find out what's been causing me problems in the head, I went and got my wisdom teeth yanked yesterday after work. I'm feeling O.K. here on Day 2, but I think that might be the Vicadin talking. Anyway, I'm as good as could be expected for someone who had two calcium deposits ripped out of their permanent housing with a stainless steel vice.

Have a good Labor Day weekend everyone. I'll be on the couch with a bag of ice on my face.

AM

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Chaotic Stupid

I was thinking about role-playing games this evening. Thinking about of all the campaigns I've played in over the years, the characters I've played, and the adventures I've done.

Most of those characters in those adventures, in those campaigns, where good, true-hearted, heroes. I like being the good guy. I like being the one who comes in and rescues the innocent from danger.

Why?

Mostly, because everytime I've played an evil character, I end up feeling like this.

BTJM

AM